OUR STORY
Our Story
Born from Science, Built for Results
Once upon a time in the wild world of hair loss, we—two weary pharmacists—found ourselves drowning in a jungle of overpriced, underwhelming hair regrowth products. Every bottle we picked up was either filled with wishful thinking, overpriced snake oil, or a vague promise that “ancient herbal magic” would somehow resurrect our follicles.
And we had had enough.
Armed with actual science (and a little too much caffeine), we decided to take matters into our own hands. If the world was going to be full of wild claims, we might as well make them fun—while actually making them work. And thus, Hairy Animal was born!
Born from Science, Built for Results
Once upon a time in the wild world of hair loss, we—two weary pharmacists—found ourselves drowning in a jungle of overpriced, underwhelming hair regrowth products. Every bottle we picked up was either filled with wishful thinking, overpriced snake oil, or a vague promise that “ancient herbal magic” would somehow resurrect our follicles.
And we had had enough.
Armed with actual science (and a little too much caffeine), we decided to take matters into our own hands. If the world was going to be full of wild claims, we might as well make them fun—while actually making them work. And thus, Hairy Animal was born!
Science Meets the Wild Side
Inspired by the natural world, we thought:
Who has killer eyelashes? Giraffes! Because giraffes have ridiculously glam lashes, and so should you. Powered by bimatoprost, a prostaglandin analogue proven to give you thicker, longer lashes. No mascara magic—just real growth.
Who’s rocking epic brows? Macaroni penguins! Boom—an eyebrow serum worthy of their majestic fluff. This one’s for those who overplucked in the early 2000s and are now living with regrets. Our scientifically-backed formula wakes up dormant follicles and gets your brows back in action.
Who never worries about bald spots? Gorillas! The ultimate hair regrowth solution. Minoxidil does its thing, but we went further—adding dutasteride, the superior successor to finasteride, which blocks way more DHT (the hormone responsible for hair loss). Translation? Thicker, stronger hair and none of that waiting-around nonsense.
And for those rising from the ashes of menopausal hair loss? Phoenix— because no one told us that along with hot flashes and mood swings, hair loss was part of the deal. With a mix of Oestrogen, this formula helps keep your follicles in their growth phase.
Who grows a legendary beard? Goats! Ever seen a goat rocking a patchy beard? Didn’t think so. Beards are earned, not given, and if nature didn’t bless you with one, we will. Our minoxidil-infused beard oil stimulates follicle activation, so you can finally achieve that lumberjack-meets-Greek-god aesthetic.
Who has punk rock hair straight out of an 80s music video? Cockatoos! Those perfectly spiked, gravity-defying feathers didn’t just happen by accident. Our minoxidil hair styling gel is the only one of its kind, because why just style your hair when you can grow it at the same time? This gel holds your look while secretly working its follicular magic—talk about multitasking.
Who has the most powerful mane in the animal kingdom? Lions! The king of the jungle doesn’t mess around, and neither do we. Our Lion’s Mane Natural Oil blends Turmeric, Abyssinian oil, and other forgotten hair heroes that actually work. Because a true mane deserves royal treatment—not just another generic hair oil.
No Gimmicks, Just Growth
We built HairyAnimal because we were tired of watching so-called “experts” charge ridiculous prices for ineffective fluff. Hair regrowth is serious business, and we’re here to make it fun, effective, and backed by science.
Welcome to the jungle. It’s time to get hairy.
– The Hairy Animal Team
Science Meets the Wild Side
Inspired by the natural world, we thought:
Who has killer eyelashes? Giraffes! Because giraffes have ridiculously glam lashes, and so should you. Powered by bimatoprost, a prostaglandin analogue proven to give you thicker, longer lashes. No mascara magic—just real growth.
Who’s rocking epic brows? Macaroni penguins! Boom—an eyebrow serum worthy of their majestic fluff. This one’s for those who overplucked in the early 2000s and are now living with regrets. Our scientifically-backed formula wakes up dormant follicles and gets your brows back in action.
Who never worries about bald spots? Gorillas! The ultimate hair regrowth solution. Minoxidil does its thing, but we went further—adding dutasteride, the superior successor to finasteride, which blocks way more DHT (the hormone responsible for hair loss). Translation? Thicker, stronger hair and none of that waiting-around nonsense.
And for those rising from the ashes of menopausal hair loss? Phoenix— because no one told us that along with hot flashes and mood swings, hair loss was part of the deal. With a mix of Oestrogen, this formula helps keep your follicles in their growth phase.
Who grows a legendary beard? Goats! Ever seen a goat rocking a patchy beard? Didn’t think so. Beards are earned, not given, and if nature didn’t bless you with one, we will. Our minoxidil-infused beard oil stimulates follicle activation, so you can finally achieve that lumberjack-meets-Greek-god aesthetic.
Who has punk rock hair straight out of an 80s music video? Cockatoos! Those perfectly spiked, gravity-defying feathers didn’t just happen by accident. Our minoxidil hair styling gel is the only one of its kind, because why just style your hair when you can grow it at the same time? This gel holds your look while secretly working its follicular magic—talk about multitasking.
Who has the most powerful mane in the animal kingdom? Lions! The king of the jungle doesn’t mess around, and neither do we. Our Lion’s Mane Natural Oil blends Turmeric, Abyssinian oil, and other forgotten hair heroes that actually work. Because a true mane deserves royal treatment—not just another generic hair oil.
No Gimmicks, Just Growth
We built Hairy Animal because we were tired of watching so-called “experts” charge ridiculous prices for ineffective fluff. Hair regrowth is serious business, and we’re here to make it fun, effective, and backed by science.
Welcome to the jungle. It’s time to get hairy.
– The Hairy Animal Team
